From "A Prayer for Owen Meany":

...she would at times gaze into the fire, although nothing she saw there ever prompted her to tend to the logs or the coals; possibly she preferred smoke to flames.

There are probably more lesbians who would call themselves pyromaniacs, but don't we all know women like this? It's not about laziness. Maybe it's about fear.

Crimson Haze

Try to dismount.
Lose your feet
Pedals flyNo guide
red ribbons tied to handlebars
flapping in the breeze.